Whether it be winter or summer, it’s always the season for fun pickup lines to show off your witty personality. Thanksgiving might be at the bottom of your list when it comes to fun things to spark a conversation with someone I’m attracted to but hey- give everything a chance.
Maybe thanksgiving pun is the rizz you didn’t know you needed.
It may be cuffing season but it doesn’t count with your favourite blanket or pet cat. If you’re been waiting for a sign to wear the first date fit- this is it! Get out and play (unless you’re already cuffed). If you’re in the mood for single snowy days, still read the article, it’s entertaining in general. But if you are a slightly quirky but fun person looking for your other half who shares the same broken humour, thanksgiving pickup lines is all you need!
So here is a feast of puns you can thrive on this holiday season to make sure you’re not alone when the New Year’s countdown begins.
- The dinner ain’t the only thing that would want you to take off your pants
- Hoping you and the dinner will adequately fill me up
- I’d have you butter my biscuits
- Hop onto my gravy train
- Let me give you another reason to be thankful this year
- I’m actually saving room for your dessert
- I’d prefer having your gravy tonight
- Why don’t you let me help you take your pants off tonight
- Why don’t you help me avoid all those ‘are you single’ questions at family dinners
- I wanna get lost in your sauce
- Don’t waste it on the pie, I have a better way to use the whipped cream
- Give me some more to feast on
- You’re the entire meal actually
- I’ve got something else for you to feast on
- Got the oven mitts coz you’re too hot handle
- You put the ass in casserole
- Can you stuff me like the Turkey
- You’re the gravy to my turkey
- You spice up my pumpkins
- You’re a (cutie) pie
- Ditch the dinner and baste my turkey instead
- Turkey legs may be juicy but your delicious
- You’re my wish when I break the wishbone
- It’s getting hot in here and you’re the reason for it
- You put the pump in pumpkin
- I don’t need to use the thermometer, you’re officially a hot bird
- I’d love to get you on my gravy boat
- There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean
- You’re the only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie
- Did you save room? Coz I’d love to be in one with you
- Wishing with a wishbone for another bone
- Is that a turkey baster in your pocket or you just happy to see me
- Everyone fighting over turkey legs but i just want yours
- You’re the turkey to my stuffing
- Let’s role play- you be the turkey and I’ll be the stuffing
- Your cherries are better than the ones on the pie
- We’re just like leftovers, we could use some heat
- I wanna butter those buns
- I’m always here when you’re ready for dessert
- The only thing hotter than you is the oven
- Wanna get wasted and basted with you
- Put my meat thermometer in your turkey
- I’m skipping dessert, you’re sweet enough
- Are you a pecan pie coz i want to cover you in nuts
- Turkey or no turkey, I’ve got a drumstick for you
- Why don’t you pull on my wishbone
- Happy Thankforgivingyournumber
- My pants are already feeling a little tight and I haven’t even started eating yet
- Who needs a turkey when you’re a feast to my eyes
- So glad you’re not vegan because I’ve got some meat for you
With all these pick up lines you should easily get some action this Thanksgiving. Now remember it’s not just what you say but how you say it. Pick up lines are tricky, you say it as smoothly as possible or say it in a goofy manner and play it off as funny. Whether it be for a serious hunt for a partner this cuffing season or just a funny list of jokes to read with your friends, they bring a smile to your face.
Holidays can become hard when you’re single and surrounded by family questioning this multiple times. It can suck to be single but at least don’t shove it down our throats like turkey or you know what I mean.
Spice up your game and get out there and have fun, who knows you might end up with something totally unexpected but truly amazing. These holidays are special, and if a miracle happens you might get someone to share these moments with!
You never know, that’s the spirit of this season.
So good luck with all the rizz he/she/they are so not ready for but lord knows they’ll be in for a ride. The holidays are all about having fun with the people you care about. To lighten up the mood and break the ice, these pickup lines will definitely come in handy.